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After Mutya was overlooked on Friday nights eviction from the CBB House she soon got going on throwing her toys out of the pram. She wanted out - now.

So Big Brother producers showed her the door - literally.

Now she is after her £75,000 fee even though she only spent just over half the allotted time in the house, and she spent that time being miserable and looking miserable.

For seventy five grand I would spend a month locked in a house with Celine Dion singing at me non stop!

What a bunch of moaners this group of z-listers have turned out to be anyway - Coolio and LaToyah Jackson are really the only ones of any note at all and LaToyah has certainly surprised me by being totally unaffected and sweet. Just like her brother Jermaine was two years ago on the same show.

Nope - Mutya, you deserve zilch! one week to go and you walk out - and you want to find more fame and fortune out of this experience…?

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There were only ever 17 episodes of The Prisoner - but they were enough to create a cult and typecast Patrick McGoohan forever.  Whatever his other triumphs as an accomplished stage actor, screenwriter and director, McGoohan, who has died aged 80 in Los Angeles, will always be associated with the role of the mysterious Number Six in the 1960s TV series.

Between 1967 and 1968, McGoohan dedicated himself to this surreal series which was filmed in the North Wales village of Portmeirion, starring in it, producing it and writing and directing a number of episodes. We never saw this series on TV in Australia, as far as I know, but Patrick McGoohan was well known for other roles on stage and screen.

His last big role was as the devilish King Edward ‘Longshanks’ in Mel Gibson’s 1995 Academy Award-winning Braveheart. In his review of the film for the Los Angeles Times critic Peter Rainer said: ‘McGoohan is in possession of perhaps the most villainous enunciation in the history of acting.’

He is survived by his wife, three children, five grandchildren, and one great grandchild.

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