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I’m not posting a picture of the weedy little moaner here, I am sure many of you caught him where he only ever seems to be these days…sitting on some tv show sofa whinging about a woman he divorced over a year ago. Petulant Peter Andre can only get tv gigs these days where he is banging on in some way or another about Katie Price, ‘his music’ (?), how he is still looking for the right girl and how he does not want her to be like Katie Price, how much better his life without Katie Price, ad nauseam.

Frankly this little man is not interesting to anyone as a guest on a tv show unless he mentions in some form his ex-wife – if he went on Mastermind his favourite subject would be Katie Price.

Now the creep is gallantly suing the mother of his children to the hilt because of some stupid remark she made about him a while back on a late night tv show that few people watch. This person who so piously promotes himself as the ultimate family man obviously cares not a fig about what these petty actions could have on his kids – suing Mummy for even more of her money – ever heard the term ‘sticks and stones’ Petey…? who really gives a toss if someone accuses you of having it off with your guru Claire – you’ve been in this industry for how many years and yet you’ve the hide of a marshmallow and in fact you are making a mockery of people who suffer REAL bullying and REAL persecution. Your ex-wife made a joke about you and you react like a cry-baby. Still, he no doubt has another one of his forgettable CD’s coming out, more cheap tat to promote and another round of that pathetic predictable tv series of his ready to roll where he will talk about about little except what Katie has said, or what the kids have said Katie has said…blah!

He is still making a career out of being the poor sod Katie Price made life so difficult for and it is now time-worn and booorrrring. He did very well out of that marriage and he is obviously not about to let go of that connection just yet. So go on, take Mummy to court – it should make for a nice bedtime story for ‘the kids’ eh dad…?

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Recent photos published this week show that actor Micheal Douglas is fighting a very hard battle against the cancer that is threatening his life. It is tragic to see a once vital man looking so frail and ill but the man is nothing if not determined to beat this insidious disease and he is doing so with the support of his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones.

The couple have a young family together and he wants so much to see his kids grow up – lets throw a few prayers his way and hope desperately that he gets to do exactly that. Also for his parents Kirk and Anne as it must be hell watching your child suffering such a devastating illness, no matter what their age is.

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It promised to be the BB to end all BB’s – well it is in fact when you consider that the house full of BB has-beens are the last lot to ever grace the BB House. The inclusion of the self-loving Makosi and that nasally-irritating freak Nadia was a low point for me, and complete predictability in the lets-hate-Ulrika campaign. Nasty Nick has mellowed since his appearance in the first Big Brother back in 2000 when he was unceremoniously booted out of the house – the Nick of 2010 is actually quite a nice person who so far has not stooped to getting involved in the histrionics, actually he seems to stand around rather detached from it all looking at times quite embarrassed. Cannot blame him…

But throwing the simpering Chantelle Houghton and her insipid ex-husband Preston together in the mix was obviously nothing short of a PR stunt designed by their respective agents. From day one we have been treated to constant episodes of Chantelle’s sobbing and mooning about over her divorce from Preston. For gods sake Preston, either tell the woman she’s last years left-overs and be done with it or do what you are both clearly in there to do…get back together again!

Just think about the money you could both rake in from a gullible public a second time.

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