Just lately I have been seeing the name ‘Justin Bieber’ appearing in articles all over the place and I cannot work out just who on earth he is. From what I see he is young, very young in fact, he appeals to very young females and seems to have a frightening (for their parents anyway) effect on their hormonal output…
That’s him in the above picture, wearing a suit bought in the boys department of the local store – and no that’s not his glamorous Mum, that’s another person whose name is everywhere but for life of me I cannot work out who she is or what purpose she serves on this planet…Kim Kardashian. Now, I understand that wee Justin’s over-excited fans want to do a lot of very nasty things to Ms Kardashian at the moment ever since she joked about being his girlfriend…is he old enough to even have one? I’d say she would do a boy his age a lot of damage – if she could decide first whether to f**k him or feed him!
Whatever – but the teenyboppers tempers apparently went into overdrive, took her seriously and have threatened to do angry-teenybopper things to her. Oh wait – this all rings a bell now…when I was 14 I was devoted to the Bay City Rollers and, along with several million other teenage girls, was convinced I was going to marry Eric one day. He would notice me, and only me, in the audience of a concert, send a bodyguard to get me and we would meet…the rest would be history. Well it wasn’t of course but I do remember what happened when the BCR’s appeared on a tv show with Marie Osmond and the guys all claimed to have fallen in love with her…we fans all wanted her head on a tartan stick!
Justin’s fans sound seriously psycho – they even knocked his poor Mummy over in New Zealand recently while trying to meet him…these hormonal little girls don’t seem the type you’d want to mess with – and I reckon wee Justin wouldn’t want to touch them with a barge pole either…
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